i used to be a person with a blog but now i’m a blog with a person

(Source: ofcheshires, via bbelair)

paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

(Source: taccone, via perfectt-disguise)

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

(via look-batman-adog)

• Police: where do you live?
• Me: with my parents
• Police: where do your parents live?
• Me: with me
• Police: where do you all live?
• Me: together
• Police: where is your house?
• Me: next to my neighbors house
• Police: where do your neighbors live?
• Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
• Police: tell me
• Me: next to my house

denounces:

I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH

(via d1zzy-hurricane)